sam-mooschester:

i got high for the first time and decided to write some destiel fanfic

sam-mooschester:

i got high for the first time and decided to write some destiel fanfic

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what writing is like

  • brain: oh hello yes you’re doing something important allow me to flood you with a billion ideas on a really good story
  • brain: hello again it is i you have forgotten all your ideas as soon as you decide to write them
  • brain: hi it’s the middle of the night just thought you might want those ideas back here u go quick g o write them down before u forget again
  • brain: ah yes you have found an appropriate time for you to begin writing that thing
  • brain: allow me to flood you with more distracting and complex ideas again as soon as u open up word processing
  • brain: wouldn’t want you getting too confident let me lose your train of thought
  • brain: nope not today mother fucker wRITER’S BLOCK
  • brain: oh you’re back at your computer again wonderfuck you can start typing but everything is going to sound incredibly wrong no matter how you word it
  • brain: nope
  • brain: haha nO
  • brain: [evil high-pitched laughter from every horror movie ever]

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dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

mishas-assbutts:

"And he does have your sort of antisocial energy doesn’t he?" [x]

All the fucking awards to this guy for managing to stay perfectly in character beside Misha Friggin’ Collins!!!

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chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

(Source: subtubitles)

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

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tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery)

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I’ve found the most accurate way of describing Misha Collins.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

benedictsexybatch-0fc00kies:

Misha Collins is the type of person who would help a lost kid find his mommy in a grocery store.

Misha Collins is the type of person who would lose his own child in a grocery store.

Misha Collins is the type of person to get lost in a grocery store.

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(Source: kluvyabyeee)

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brownglucose:

Police Chief of Ferguson: One of our officers got hit with a brick and broke his ankle :-(

Me:
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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

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